Attention criminals: as of this week, your swashbuckling days of villainy and misbegotten Muni rides have become easy and breezy. Muni has "decriminalized" citations, which means that you won't have to go to court to deal with them. Now, you can contest or pay them through the Customer Service Center at 11 South Van Ness, just like parking tickets. You can also deal with citations via phone, or mail; and allegedly you can pay them via Internet, although we searched the CityServices site and couldn't find it, nor could we find any mention of it on Muni's site. The program starts Feb 4, so the links might just not be up yet.

But website confusion notwithstanding, it's still pretty cool that citations have been streamlined. It's almost ... dare we say it ... ! Well done, Muni. An actual job well done. We're rendered utterly unsarcastic with surprise and admiration.

convenient