• Dear sky: Please stop raining. You're being a jerk. Sincerely, everyone. [SFGate]
• The Palms defended. Sort of. [Curbed]
• Weeeee: Q4 earnings fell at Google. [SFGate]
• Although all of their hair currently looks like warmed over shit, at least from what we glean on Valencia Street, here are your best hipster hair salons. [Gridskipper]
• Midgen hearts the trannies, and wants them to find jobs. [BAR]
• More Luisa Hanson controversy. [Eater]
• We have a Chick-fil-A. Yay! But it's in Fairfield. Boo! [Yelp]
• Former Clinton admirer Toni Morrison backs Barack Obama. How Gothic. [Bay View]
• And speaking of Wade Crowfoot, did you know he's ultra-dreamy? Skin shots, please. Thx. [Bay Crossings]

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