• Already Gone: It seems that "222 Club finally gets enough electronic grit to match its Tenderloin milieu." (Hmm, does this mean you're gonna get shot or can shoot up? We hope not. But go and find out for us, okay.) Kid 606's beatnosie party features UK 2-Steppers Silverlink, Lemonade, and DJ Peeplay. (Also, it should be noted, that 222 is a gorgeous, intimate, unpretentious club--not the arena-ish headaches or inaccessible table-service nightmares you might find elsewhere.) The music starts at 10 p.m. at 222 Club; $5.)
• Barbie Nation: An Unauthorized Tour (1998): Its an ana party tonight, folks! The question s is this: Barbie, is she good or bad for young women? This documentary delves into both sides of the (in)famously skinny and blond Barbie's story and influence. Screens at 7:15 p.m. and 9:15 at the Red Vic; $5-8.50.
• Varla Jean Merman: Drag queen tomfoolery on stage; hammered homosexuals sitting on the audience. Really, save for the sexy ladies, what more does one need? Starts at 8 p.m. at the Empire Plush Room; $30.

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