It's about time we yuppies had an alternative to drilling holes into our walls for our precious flat panel plasma TVs on which to view Project Runway, Intervention, and Gossip Girl. We almost peed our pants as we were flipping through the latest Crate & Barrel catalogue (which they brazenly send to our work address - WTF?) and happened upon page 68, featuring an ultra sleek plasma panel with matching media stand in espresso. How perfect for the abundant narrow Victorian and Edwardian flats of San Francisco!

We're just wondering why EQ3 didn't come up with this brilliant idea first. Regardless. We must have this. Now.