-- Booty Call Wednesdays: Local living legend and drag artist Juanita MORE! shares the spotlight with her harem of followers, the More Boys as well as her fans, at this night of drunken debauchery and DJ dancing. DJ Missy Hot Pants and Juanita man the decks, so to speak, from 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. at the Bar On Castro; free.

-- Comedy, Darling -- Hanukkah: The chosen ones are known for their comedy. Come see if the stereotype is true for yourself as "Comedy, Darling" presents a Hanukkah night of funny. Such gregarious Jewishness as Moshe Kasher, Jason Downs, Bucky Sinister, Nico Santos, and Derek Schmidt bring on the hold-day hilarity starting tonight at 8 p.m. at Edinburgh Castle; $5.

-- Vampire Weekend: As we already went on about, this smug band of bratty ivy leaguers produce pretty good music -- tunes that Hiya Swanhuyser describes as "the musical equivalent of Wes Anderson." Have the privilege of hearing them at 8 p.m. at the Independent; $12.