Today's find was sent to us by SFist reader/commenter Jerry Jarvis, which he found somewhere along Howard Street. We can imagine how much it would suck to come to work and find someone sleeping/peeing in your storefront every morning, but the addition of the handwritten "Merry Christmas" at the end seems extra bitter.

If you're found sleeping on this porch, we will not disturb you or ask you to leave...we'll just call the police and have them haul your homeless ass away... so find somewhere else to sleep and piss... ...oh yeah, Merry Christmas