We do not -- are you listening carefully, Jennifer? -- believe that Gavin has left the most enchanting, pristine, and hopelessly 7x7-ish Siebel. (Believe us, you do not want to fuck with her when it comes to this, for lack of a better word, crap.) But let's throw this out for shits and giggles, shall we?

We receive a lot of whimsical emails here at SFist HQ. Take, for example, this one from an anonymous reader:

"Gavin's New Girlfriend ... do you know who she is yet?"

We're most certain that Newson is spooning her as we type this sentence. But if we had to guess who that new kind of girl was? Beth Spotswood, of course. Any suggestions?