Business Sign of the Year: Squeakie's Blessings

For whatever reason, this pitiful business sign, found in the East Bay, tickles us ever so. It's adorable. And sad. But mainly adorable.

Hawking semi-permanent lashes (i.e., false eyelashes?) sounds decent. But what's with the name? Are Squeakie's [sic] lashes really that beatific? We're intrigued. Sort of.