Sure. We'd love to see Hilary Clinton win just for the darling Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton pattern that's coming along nicely, but we're also curious about this Barack Obama fella. He seems to be some guy running for President of the U S of A, and you can see him this Wednesday night. He's here to talk, make the rounds, look deep into your eyes, and probably make nice with a few unreasonably sensitive gays.

Who: Barack Obama
Where: Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
When: Wednesday, 11/14
Time: 6:30 p.m. (doors open)
Price: $15, $30

But the real story here: as you might have noticed on Obama's site, it states that "for security reasons, do not bring bags. No signs or banners allowed." You know what that means? No Frank Chu. Because, really, do we need San Francisco's safest nutjob for transplants at every political event? Nope, we don't. See you there, folks. Or not.