-- Plumpjack caves in to Lights Out SF. [CurbedSF]

-- Oh snap! "...if we can get enough kids to grow old enough for you to send to Iraq to get their heads blown off for the president's amusement." [Chron]

-- Handsome South Asian chef too distracted to flirt. Boo! [Fog City Notes]

-- Hidden Valley Pesticides. Yum! [SJMerc]

-- Dear Ellen DeGeneres: You're insane. Love, everyone. [Examiner]

-- Then again, who are we to judge? We hope that this Milpitas man who murdered his girlfriend's dog gets the chair! No, not really. But still...sad. [CBS5]

-- American children are total pussies, it seems. [The Poop]

-- Submit your designs to MOO's Super-Duper Holiday Card Competition. Now! [Laughing Squid]

-- Google, your shares are just so big! [KGO]