Federal drug agents raided an East Oakland home growing a lot of mary jane, $3.5 million worth of it, it seems.

Heading over to"10320 Pearmain St. about 4:30 p.m. to check on a resident's well-being," according to the Chronicle (something about a door being left ajar for a few days, claims a neighbor), cops spotted the spiky tips of a marijuana plant and called in the DEA to investigate.

Nancy Botwin would have had that shit off the premises, stat. Dragged the plants out herself in a little Miu Miu dress while sucking on an iced Starbuck's, or something.

Over 3,400 plants were swiped by the DEA. Read more about it here.

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