I wanted to write for SFist because:
I need attention. Lots of attention.

You should read my pieces because:
You'll eat better, look nicer, be more surrealist, and give interesting holiday gifts.

Best ever article on SFist
Mine or somebody else's? -- refer to answer to question above. I'm pleased with my Herbivore review because it elicited some helpful veggie food alternative recommendations from readers.

Favorite picture on SFist
Again, I refer to my own work -- most of which was taken with my scrappy little camera-phone: The ceramic dog on the counter at Bulldog Café. Oh, the beauty, the soft focus background, the semi-fisheye. Woof.