Today we found one of many of the following flyers posted on Stillman Street, a strip of eastern SOMA where overpass construction dominates, dangers lurks, and Giants and Shitty Nights fans use as a urinal.

Appended text: "Must be new to the area!"

We see a lot of these missives around the area. (What's most infuriating, though, aside from the criminal activity, are similar flyers posted at Whole Foods begging the public for the return of the laptops swiped from parked bicycles or motorcycles.) And we hope the stuff is returned to the guy. But? Doubt it.