We couldn't get though this article about today's bust of the East Bay operation Tainted Inc., which produced "marijuana-laced candies, cookies, ice cream, peanut butter, barbecue sauce, granola bars and brownies," without gagging. (We can't even re-read that sentence.) Why? Because the taste to pot is vile. We know that after time one starts to develop a taste for the drugs to which they are addicted, but we can't see that happening with the mary jane. Ever.

Pot pastry chefs of the world, please stop trying to convince us marijuana is a tasty, zany herb in any form. It is not. No, it's not. Ew. We'd rather choke on tarragon-vanilla pudding.