We also aren't going to watch CBS's premieres of "NCIS" at 8 p.m., "The Unit" at 9 p.m., or the series premiere of "Cane" at 10 p.m. That last one won't be watched because we already saw it, and it's not something we'd need to watch again. Or next week either, most likely. The drama stars Jimmy Smits as a sugarcane/rum mogul who lives his life like it's a Godfather movie--or at least an episode of "Dallas"--complete with warring families and shocking murders conducted after family gatherings. It also features Polly Walker, a British actress, sporting the worst Southern accent we have ever been subjected to, and we've watched "The Closer." Sorry, we just Cane't.