Gavin Leering At Boobies Photo Makes It On Wonkette

Describing Newsom a "smarmily handsome alcoholic cult-leader mayor," the post gets more tender as the image is paired with a missive from some nutcase from someplace foul. He (Matthew Edward Mengarelli) requests that our humpable and "nose-drip child" Mayor "eat, and choke, till you sleep unsoundly forever upon the dirt and poison you have sowed to our heritage and future legacies." Oh my.