-- Paranoia, feeding faux stories, and NYT's Laura Albert (AKA Miss Leroy) article. Depressing is right, Rita. [CultureBlog]
-- Newsom defends Halloween shutdown. [BAR]
-- San Francisco's other (but not nearly as stellar!) Matty. [BeyondChron]
-- Pssst. We heard a rumor that the Bay Bridge will close during Labor Day Weekend. Pass it around. [511]
-- Mandy Moore at the Fillmore. Eeeeeeeeee! [SF Weekly]
-- SFBG's political art of the week. (Yay, Kool-Aid guy!) [SFBG]
-- Hepatitis A boost at Jamba Juice. Oh, what fun! [SJ Merc]
-- Giants clobber Cubs. [Chron, via AP]
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