This might be the perfect time for City Hall's favorite cabaret star to hone up on his Kander and Ebb. (Some "Cell Block Tango," maybe?)

SF supervisor and mysterious resident Ed Jew entered a not guilty plea today to four counts of perjury, two counts of filing a false document, two counts of falsifying election forms, and one count of voter fraud in a pear tree. Whew.

In an attempt to get this whole thing finished right-quick, according to the Chronicle, Jew wants "to save the taxpayers' money and get it over with," so he pled not guilty. Huh?

Anyway, the trial is set to start in mid-September.