There's big legal news concerning the Barry, none of which involves Curt Schilling or Grand Juries. Oh no. Barry has just been slapped with a lawsuit by an inmate in a South Carolina prison, Jonathan Lee Riches (aka "the White Suge Knight), for fraud. No, not for breaking the record while on the juice, but for perpetuating a "Fraud Against Mankind," which Lee Riches calls "Batman and Identity Robbin." The Smoking Gun has the details, but from a quick perusal here are some of the claims made:

-Bonds sold steroids to nuns
-And sold mustard gas to Saddam Hussein as part of the Oil for Food Scandal
-Bud Selig is Barry's steroid dealer, which he knows because he has secret transcripts of their encounters, transcripts with which Robert Novak and Judith Miller also have
-Bud, by the way, abuses cocaine
-Barry uses Henry Aaron's old corked bat, a bat that has empty secret chambers where Barry stores HGH and then secretly takes them while on the On Deck circle. He also used that bat to "crack the Liberty Bell"
-Due to owing money to the Gambino family (the mob), Barry fixed a bunch of ball games, including Games 5,6,7 of the 2002 World Series
-Barry defrauded Jonathan Lee out of thousands of dollars, including using identity fraud