-- Clueless and Mean Girls: Jane Austin's Emma interpreted via a mid-'90s Beverly Hills screens first, starring Paul Rudd (Eee!) and a pre-PETA Alicia Silverstone. Tina Fey's ode to high school bitches follows, starring a pre-coked out Lindsey Lohan. Starts at 7:30 p.m. at the Bridge Theater, 3010 Geary (at Blake); $7.

--- Burn My Eyes 2 -- Rock Poster Exhibition: Artist from all over the Bay Area feature their poster art. Musicians Scott Young, Get Dead, Ride the Blinds, Cheetah Speed, Eric McFadden, and Lady Dottie and the Diamonds perform. Show starts at 6 p.m. at 12 Galaxies, 2565 Mission (22nd St.); free until 8 p.m., $8 after.

-- Junior Senior and Switches: Tonight at popscene (which is 18-and-over, wee ones!), English and Danish bands perform. Music starts at 9 p.m. at 330 Ritch (at Bryant); $12, $13.

-- All-Pro Comedy Showcase: Local rookie and veteran comedians try to shine at this weekly comic showcase. 8 p.m. at Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus; $10.