Time to stop fretting over whether he is or is not the father. Time to get a job.

How about:

-- Backend Software Engineer - Digital Music Store [A2Z Development]
-- Executive Director, Super Stars Literacy [Junior League of Oakland-East Bay]
-- Office Manager [Green Home]
-- Marketing Intern [SustainLane]
-- Kick-Ass Coders (We assume that that's not going to be your actual title.) [Socializr, Inc.]
-- Account Manager, Outreach [Act Now Productions]

...for more job opportunities, check out SFist's job board.

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