Fun video: A San Francisco-based officer from the Federal Protective Service gets mad at skaters. Now, granted, this thing was probably highly edited and we certainly only get one side of the story (the kids'). But, still, unintentional hilarity ensues, as vulgarity is used to show these hardened criminals who's boss. Seriously, we can't recall when the last time we heard someone use the word "numb-nuts" like for reals. And the "we're at war" thing . . . sigh.