Now all he has to do is get some signatures, cough up a $3,776 filing fee, and fill out some more paperwork. Then, SF media has fodder to last us until God knows when. Thanks, Chris!

Also, Spicuzza goes on to say that as of "Thursday at about noon, only four of the 31 candidates have actually filed all of their required paperwork." Which? Is awesome. We like to think that this city is still full of mellow, procrastinating slackers, and not just a bunch of brittle party-crappers, killing the Castro by making it a safer place from a bunch of hoodlums.