Viva (Vegetarians International Voice for Animals) filed the suit against the makers of the aggressively-colored sports shoes, claiming that they "oppose kangaroo products because...hunters mistakenly shoot endangered species" while going after the little hoppers. All of this just so your little twerp can score a goal and bring a Saturday morning victory to the Yellow Jackets! How bad you must feel.

Anyway, what with all of this controversy, we suddenly feel that we simply must have something with kangaroo skin hanging in our closet come fall season. Huh.

Cartoon kangaroo by Brian Lemay.