"'It's an embarrassment for me to be wearing this (expletive deleted) uniform 'cause of the way I'm playing. There, that's it. Now go away,' Bonds said at his locker" after yesterday's game, just before flipping over a laundry cart and then storming off.

Bravo, Bonds! "Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em," as one punk-rock genius would always say in the wings just before every show.

We know he's disliked by so many, but our love for Bonds just skyrocketed. Temperamental, controversial, slightly infused, and crazy talented is how we like our star athletes. (At least for those of us who can't play/don't watch sports.) Sigh.