But check out their PR's garish and surprisingly epic promotional video for the new pads. The best part? How they seamlessly weed out your more unsavory tax bracket dwellers (i.e., you, us) by offering the hovels as merely “a second home...in the Ritz-Carlton tradition” for those who need a place to stash the mistress or second family.

To watch the video, if you dare, go to their italic-happy site here and click on "Watch The Ritz-Carlton Club Video." Our apologies for not having its access easier for you to reach.