While searching the far ends of the Bay Area to bring you hard-hitting items, a reader sent us this cover by the formidable (Dame!) Shirley Bassey. Oh no is right. It has earwormed into our head this morning, and has no signs of letting up, goddamn it. (Expect to hear it blaring out of such twee venues as Sadlands and such.) And since we hate suffering alone, we thought we'd share it with you. (Oh, believe us, we could've been much worse in inflicting our KOIT-ish ouvre on you -- much, much worse.)

(Thanks to reader Alissa for the earworm!)