San Francisco socialites have been fellated for far too long by such hard-hitting glossies as 7x7 Magazine and San Francisco Magazine. Hell, even the pages from new society (excuse me, “philanthropy”) rag Benefit Magazine -- "the Lifestyle of Giving” is its tagline, God help us -- might lead you to believe that the upper crust would like nothing more than to head over to Bayview-Hunters Point and act as human shields from gunfire, saving the baby children. That is, if it weren’t for their goddamn too-tall Pacific Heights palace walls.

So, let's show them that these people are not, in fact, Jesus reincarnate. Without getting breaking out the guerilla moves, if you catch any San Francisco-based society ilk in an unusual act -- i.e., trying to use a BART ticket machine, going into the bathroom at Otis one too many times, counting the emeralds and rubies from their treasure chests, having a soul, sporting synthetic fibers, eating -- in public and snap a shot of it, send it our way and maybe we’ll post it. But, please, act within the limits of the law. If we come across an image of Dede Wilsey taking a dump, we’ll know that you crossed some sort of line and, sadly, must then refuse to publish it. Alas.

Send your pictures to [email protected] with “Society Snaps” in the subject line. Be sure to tell us where and when you captured such glory. The staff at SFist and those who fill the pages of the social registry thank you.