We're hearing word about today's Board of Supes meeting!

So apparently Michela Alioto-Pier, without naming Chris Daly specifically, was going on and on about the need for civility at the Board of Supes, and introduced her code of conduct for members, like she's been saying she would.

Then Chris Daly gets up, and proposes his own code of conduct -- namely, one that 1) prevents fraternization between any city official and a person directly under their supervision; (2) provides penalties for intoxication at meetings, forums, and the like; and (3) sets tougher requirements for officials who do not attend or miss public meetings. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Though -- Chris, Chris! You forgot one! What about a code that (4) requires all supervisors to show the press immediately the location where they shower?

Update!: Other folks chiming in: Chris Daly himself is blogging about it (along with some dish on Michela Alioto-Pier's childcare suggestions to him), the Guardian's on board, and so is Fog City.

Picture by Steve Rhodes.

Thanks to our civically-minded readers who passed this info along! The meeting is scheduled for Channel 26 at 9 p.m., right at the roll call for introducing new matters and before public comment.