Okay, we're not sure how this is going to play out, but: apparently BART is giving away free tickets at Justin Herman plaza today at 1:30. (Just in time for the lunch crowd to have left.) According to someone -- the Chron doesn't cite sources -- they're hoping that a $5 bribe is all it'll take to get people to give up their cars, and ride BART into the city. Of course, once they're here, they'll have to contend with a Muni system that can barely get them anywhere -- but hey, free BART! You can maybe get more details by watching something called "Bart TV," if you can be bothered.