Breathe easy, San Francisco; KPIX's Mike Sugarman is paying his debt to society. According to a tipster who passed along the results of a Sunshine request, the crime baron was spotted onboard a subway train without his Proof of Purchase. "Caught red-handed," he is reported to have declared, possibly while typing a damsel to the tracks.
According to our source, the villainous fiend volunteered to do some community service -- perhaps a little song? We received no comment from the Sugarman himself (don't say his name three times or he'll appear) -- probably because we didn't ask for one, seeing as how this story actually isn't very important.