John Kerry! The former presidential candidate was in town the other day -- and how things have changed. Before, he was greeted by Bruce Springsteen, roaring crowds representing about 48% of the voting majority, and people carrying flip-flops. Now, he appears to be hawking products for a company called Blancpain (they sell watches). (Why? He doesn't need the money!)

Well, we don't care! He ran against Bush and that's enough for us. We still love you, JFK!

Thanks, Drew, for sending the pictures along! There's another picture after the jump.