From October 4 to October 9, all military personnel can ride Muni free of charge. With their Army-strong training in orienteering and reconnaissance, will soldiers have better luck navigating our local bus labyrinth? Don't get lost, soldiers!

In any event, we're looking forward to seeing some winsome young Navy kids cramming onto buses, all fresh-faced and adorable Tom-of-Finland dress whites. "Please hold on" .