Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Villency on the runway at the Dressed to Kilt fashion show in New York. Wow, this is really tragic. But these two are so unnaturally perfect, and scarily equal in their quest for fame and self-promotion, that we'll give them a pass. Plus, we just saw some chick on the street wearing a pair of pants in a similar tartan, and she looked pretty fierce.

PS: Is it just us, or is Eric starting to look prettier than Kim? Work that kilt, girlfriend!

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