The infamous SFist Rita took time away from her remote cave lair and evil blogging minions to hook me up with an advance copy of , starring none other than SFist commenter herself, Jennifer Siebel.
Oh my god. Swiss Miss: Thespian.
I was given strict orders to review Jen's performance only, and while I still don't really understand why, I'm sticking to the rules. Don't mess with Rita. She'll make fun of your outfits. [We were told not to spoil the fine plot secrets of this movie for the viewing public! That's all! --r.]
I popped in that DVD, took a Newsom-esque swig of Chardonnay and settled in to see that girl's girl act her little heart out. Here's what I have to report:
After the jump: Jennifer Siebel as a psychotic and erratic girlfriend. We're sure it's all acting, people! The movie screens tonight at 9 p.m. and Monday evening at 7:30 as part of the SFIAAFF.