We're proud to present another week's worth of Yvesdroppings, only some of which are made-up. Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. And! If you think you might forget your Yvesdropping, you can just call our special new Yvesdroppings voicemail hotline and leave your overheard conversation as a message for us: (415)-659-8720 ... Neato!


One of the guys from that local band Birdmonster: "Times like these, I wish I was French. Then, at least, I'd have an interesting game plan for dinner."





Engineer: "Heisenberg's Principle of Fetish Uncertainty indicates that thinking about a fetish causes it to actually exist."
-- At the Lexington

A gay, gazing at naked flesh as far as the eye can see: "We're surrounded by balls."
A different gay: "I've become mildly interested in taking off my pants."
-- At Dolores Beach

Yet another gay: "Do you want suntan lotion?"
One more gay: "Yeah, but don't put it on my back! I don't like when you touch me when you're horny!"
-- At Dolores BeachThis message was left on our Yvesdroppings voicemail. We hope Mr. T and L'Eel eventually found each other.