We got this forwarded to us in e-mail recently and it's kind of funny. Who doesn't love busting on people from the East Bay.
Mattel recently announced the release of the improved limited-edition Barbie dolls for the East Bay market:
"Walnut Creek Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at the Broadway Plaza Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.