Not everyone, however, thinks that all of this settles the case. One guy interviewed for a story and who obviously doesn’t worship at the cult of Steve Jobs (blasphemer) thinks Jobs is guilty as sin and the whole stock option thing is typical of Jobs. Legal experts are also saying that Jobs shouldn't take his lawyer's off the speed dial just yet. On the other hand, as one analyst put it, the only chance he could have of getting in trouble is "if he were caught barbecuing some of the lovable characters from 'Finding Nemo' and 'Toy Story.'" We actually think that's an understatement. Jobs would probably have to be caught in a love nest consisting of half-a-dozen pre-pubescent boys, Dakota Fanning, and several farm animals before Apple would get rid of him. And even then, us Mac Heads would probably still defend him.

These stories haven't affected Apple that much as of yet as the stock is up a bit and MacHeads are already dreaming of all the possible shiny, shiny baubles that will be announced at next month's MacWorld.

Mmm...MacWorld....