So what kinds of items have the Hauser gang come up with? Well, how's about Medical Test Results Fortunes Cookies. Or a Transforkshire Terrier ("this incredible kids' toy transforms from a dog to a robot- and back again!"). Or the Memorial to the Unknown Stoner ("Remember the dude who gave you a joint at the Phish show?") Some of them are pretty dead-on jokes on pre-existing things (His & Hers Fire Extinguishers), some are items that bust on some sort of subculture (the Christian Over-the-Clothes Massage Lotion), some are items that we might actually need (the Job Seeker Decoy Kit) and some are just plain absurd (the Lamacycle). But considering the thing is over a hundred pages, there's sure to be something that tickles the funny bone.