Of course, the question is what would somebody want with a couple of fake, plastic animals? Says Jan Lundquist, the church's secretary, "I can't imagine this is something you auction off on eBay, but who would know?'' Our guess is it's probably just some sort of drunken prank. Either that, or they're Scottish.
This story reminds us of one our favorite nativity scene comic pieces ever, the one for "Curb Your Enthusiasm" in which Larry winds up getting in fistfight with Joseph after he called Mary hot.
We love that show.