8:00am The President's mansion to pick up a pair of Imelda Marcos' shoes for Jennifer.
8:35am A sit-down interview with notorious gay blogger Bryanboy about same-sex marriage.
10:00am US Naval base to fraternize with the local working girls. ("Wanna see my key to the city?")
12:30pm Hitting up Jolibee, the local fast-food chain with his 138-piece entourage. Play on, playa!
2:00pm Taping an appearance as guest judge on Philippine Idol.
4:00pm Conference with President Arroyo on Third World Hunger.
4:45pm End Third World Hunger. Take that, Chris Daly!
SFist Elaine, Contributing