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Crazy guy: "Motherf**king bitch. I'll cut it off. I'll cut your asshole."
Mom to daughter: "Don't listen to that. DO NOT repeat anything he says."
Little girl: "What's the matter with him?"

Crazy guy: "F**king c**t bitch. I have all day to get it wet, but I'm going to cut yours off."
Mom: "That's what drugs do, they fry your brain."
-- From Melissa / On the 22


Former anorexic #1: "So she tried to kill herself with laxatives...."
Former anorexic #2: "As one does."
-- From Tim / At a restaurant, of all things; in FremontMan gets off, yelling still audible down the street.