Diablo Valley College was closed today after two bomb threats were called in to the campus on Monday. Then, this morning, bomb-sniffing dogs were seen on campus sniffing around "an area of interest." That sound you heard was hundreds of stoners exhaling as they discovered the dogs were looking for bongs, not bombs (hey, now there's an organization we could get behind).

The two threats were called in yesterday to both the Concord and Pleasant Hill police, warning them that a bomb was planted and would go off in a "few days." Campus is closed indefinitely until they can figure out how serious the threat was.

Hmmm...wonder if it's mid-terms there this week.