See, there's this graffiti artist whose been putting the initials BNE in at least five cities throughout the world. In every way, shape, or fashion. Nobody knows who he is or even where is he (he's rumored to be in Japan right now) making him the Keyzer Soze of graffiti artists.

Well, he's been so successful in San Francisco that he's become Public Graffiti Artist Enemy #1, with Gavin even putting a bounty on his head of $2,500. Quoth the Gavin: the oeuvre du BNE is "large, unsightly, confusing and utterly inappropriate" and what he's doing is “repetitive malicious mischief." He then threatened to resign if BNE isn't apprehended.

The other awesome part of the story is the officer's name, which as SFist Rita pointed out, is Officer Putz. But wait, it gets better! Turns out that he's part of the SFPD Deep Undercover Graffiti Unit (hey, Rain, here's a great idea for a new show- "Undercover Graffiti: San Francisco" starring Mario Lopez as a gritty, rule-breaking SF anti-graffiti artist). He's so deep undercover, in fact that the NY Times was not allowed to take a picture of him lest his cover is blown. The question remains, however, how deep undercover could someone with the name Putz be?