In issue one of "Jack and Lucky," Jack fails to flirt with an artsy gal at a bookstore (she is later revealed to be involved with an oaf resembing Ron Jeremy); he and his cat temper their loneliness by watching porn together, and finally resolve to take a walk in the park to look for ladies. The plan is brilliant: parks, as it turns out, are populated entirely by tall, skinny white girls who wear the shortest shorts and tightest tops ever devised, and who also apparatly have never heard of braziers. Jack flirts good-naturedly with a lady named Luna, and all goes according to plan until Luna's dog develops an interest in attacking the giant cat. Suddenly, the story turns from a gen-x-ish dialogue piece into an action adventure, with Jack thrown over of a cliff in the scuffle. Suspense!
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