Testifying for the proposed rules was members of the Commission on the Status of Women, currently residing in the top five of our "Things We'll Slash Out of the Budget for Being a Whole Waste of Tax money The Moment We Become Mayor" list, who are behind the rule changes. Emily Murase, director of the commission, proclaimed to the assembled
thong throng that the issue of private booths and tables were an "issue of Human Rights." Murase then quoted from Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech when she said
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. And I have a dream that dancers will no longer be forced into giving hand-jobs to drunken conventioneers from Omaha Nebraska."
The issue now goes to the Board of Supes who will be next to weigh in. We hope this story ends with that as we're running out of ways to mock this silliness.