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Female clerk yelling at male (clerk? boyfriend? whipping boy?): "TIM! Get up here and wipe the blood off this bill right now. It's grossing me out."
-- From Ginevra/An Upper Haight liquor store
Cell phone woman: "Now all I need is some clean pee."
- From Red Dixon/Sixth St.