Our secret boyfriend is breaking up with us! The Village Voice media juggernaut has just announced that our WRTW crush Rob Harvilla is taking over the New York flagship alt-paper's music editorship, replacing poor beleaguered Chuck Eddy at the helm. What will we do without the Cred Sheet or Down In Front? Who will we crush on in the alt-weekly music realm now? Todd Inoue of the SJ Metro, you're our only hope!
Rubbing salt into the wound, the Village Voice didn't fire Robert Christgau either. We're meanly excited to see what Harvilla does with that pile of unreadable paragraphs Christgau calls the introduction to the yearly Pazz and Jop critics' survey. Won't you miss us then, Rob! We were going to break up with you first anyways!
We can't find a picture of our secret ex-boyfriend Harvilla anywhere, so you're getting the graphic of Dax Pierson from this week's Down In Front in the EBX.