Who'd have thunk it -- l'il old us, San Francisco, the gayest city in the country? That's according to a new study, which pegs (hee hee) our fair metropolis as having an adult male population that's 20% gay -- and of those homos, one in four is living with AIDS. That may seem like a lot, but it's down a bit from last year; and it's downright healthy when compared to another gayish city, Baltimore, where 40% of the gay men are poz. Yikes! No wonder Bayliss left town.

Though we love being rated number one in just about any category, we can't help but feel that this news is sort of sad. It's almost as if, when Kirk Cameron visited a few months ago to try to talk us out of our dirty sinful ways, his dimpled smile, teflon hair, and moral Condescension had no effect whatsoever. And he's the real victim here -- please, won't somebody think of the Camerons?

After the jump: A half-hour video in which Mr. Cameron and Horatio P. Moustache visit the Castro and make tut-tut noises.