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Foreman: "We only have about half an hour of stuff left to do, so you can go ahead and start drinking, OK?"
-- Transbay terminal construction site / Submitted by Adam
"That just goes to show that you can be a chef with out being fat."
-- On Fulton near USF / Submitted by Ryan
Bookstore Clerk (on telephone): "I don't know. I'm not sure. I really don't know. Well, Johann just smashes them with a towel. He wraps them up in a towel and smashes them against a wall."
-- Pacific Heights bookstore / Submitted by Adam
Guy 1: "So wait ... she's called 'Shapoopie'?"
Guy 2: "Yeah."
[Pause]
Guy 1: "Is she black?"
-- On the N
